Microsoft Buys Google, Dumps Yahoo!

In a shocking turn of events, Microsoft bought Google today with a tempting $500 per share offer which left the search world staggered to say the least. Microsoft was involved in a messy back and forth fight with Yahoo! over the acquisition of the company, but they finally got it right by buying what matters. Microsoft gave Google executives a portable Zune 2.0 device to help them listen to Steve Ballmer’s Geeks gone wild podcast, everyday.

This event will mark the day Microsoft finally got it right and grabbed the sole majority of the search market. Congress will not block this deal as No. 3 taking over No. 1 certainly does not raise any anti-trust issues.

In other news, today’s April 1st.